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December 2012
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Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
Being sick in college: I just wanna feel better so i can go to the bars and party
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book: he took a bite out of the apple
teacher: now what could the apple represent
teacher: the red paints a depiction of anger, the boy finally biting into his anger and letting it unleash all the while his innocence is being violated by the teeth of despair and the endless throat that is life and being boiled by the stomach acid of unstoppable death
book: calm down
students: calm down
(LATER THAT NIGHT):
two characters on tv: *grin at each other*
same students on tumblr: oh my god did you see that I've heard that in certain cultures that particular movement of the eyelid is considered a sign of soulbonding and if you go back and examine the last three seasons it's patently obvious that they're screwing you just have to look at the signs
tv: calm down
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November 2012
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“My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s...”
– Aziz Ansari, on his perfect date (via drasticraptactics)
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